Bottles of beer 600ml later -- Feeling the blues I look at an older woman across the room. She seems alone. Will I be alone with her for the rest of the night? Oh no, she's reaching the phone. I go to the bathroom. Can't hold in any longer. It's there that I wonder Where is my wallet? Downstairs older woman now has a friend Should I come over and share my life? Will I? No, I won't. Because I'm afraid. Afraid of what? I don't know. I'm just afraid of the lonely night It's dark because I can't see It's lonely because I can't be I think this table is crooked 1200ml later -- Shitty day! Shitty life! Shitty shit! The waiter looks at me with his crooked eyes me at my crooked table where else would I be? One more beer? Yes, lad. The waiter adds two beers to my tab I pretend not to see I think there's something wrong with this tree 1800ml later -- Something sucks, but I don't know what A leaf falls on my head I wear it as a hat I feel funny and I laugh Alone.